Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Still alive
See the shoe?
Thursday, December 14, 2006
my first try at long exposure
Monday, December 11, 2006
Saturday, December 09, 2006
Oh the shame
Flatulent passenger grounds airline flight
08 December 2006NASHVILLE: It may be one problem airline security officials never envisioned – a passenger lighting matches in flight to mask odours from her flatulence.
The woman's actions resulted in an emergency landing on Monday in Nashville of an American Airlines flight bound for Dallas from Washington DC, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for Nashville's airport.
Other passengers reported the odour of burnt matches, but the woman was not forthcoming when asked about it, Lowrance said on Wednesday.
"Of course, she was scared and embarrassed but all the passengers had to disembark, all the luggage had to be searched, a canine team was brought in, and about three hours were consumed in sorting out the situation," she said.
The woman was not allowed back on the flight and barred from flying on American Airlines, Lowrance said.
"Since there was no malice involved and the incident was accidental, she was not charged with anything," she said.
Passengers are permitted four books of paper safety matches on a plane but cannot light them during flight, Lowrance said.
"I've had calls from people all over the country about this," she said. "And I don't have the answer to this problem."
Friday, December 01, 2006
Rastus rules the roost
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Life below decks
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
I made this
Bil Brierley - not a speller
Britain's unluckiest man?
John Lyne's misfortunes have included two lightning strikes, a rock-fall in a mine, nearly drowning and three car crashes.
Mr Lyne, 54, of Stainforth, near Doncaster, will be out of action for 32 weeks after his latest mishap, reports the Doncaster Free Press.
The accident damaged his back and injured his left leg and both knees - on top of a lifetime of broken bones.
Mr Lyne says he's not bitter - just glad to be alive.
"Everyone thinks it is just hilarious," he said. "My mates, family and wife Susan just laugh about it.
"I don't think there is any reason or explanation for it though, it has just happened really. I have to particularly be careful on the Friday 13ths, when a few accidents have fallen."
Mr Lyne's mishaps cover a lifetime. As a child, he fell off a horse and cart - only to be run over by a delivery van.
When he was a teenager, he broke his arm falling from a tree. On his way back from hospital, his bus crashed, breaking the same arm in another place. The date was Friday the 13th.
Sunday, November 26, 2006
Just a joke
The Monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his
car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound not like anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind.
He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the Monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a Monk."
Distraught, the man is forced to leave.
Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again. The Monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a Monk."
The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a Monk, then please, make me a Monk."
The Monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find these answers, you will have become a Monk."
The man sets about his task. After years of searching he returns as a grey-haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A Monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the Monks. "In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I travelled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception."
The Monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a Monk. We
shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound."
The Monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says,
"The sound is beyond that door."
The Monks give him the key, and he opens the door.
Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.
The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond. Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold.
The sound has become very clear and definite. The Monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind that door!
With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees , he is utterly amazed to discover the source of that haunting and seductive sound......
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But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a Monk.
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Friday, November 24, 2006
....
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Crafty wench that I am...
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Photo block
Sunday, November 19, 2006
New addiction alert
Anyone else shamelessly addicted to auction sites?
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Monday, November 13, 2006
Well worth the download
When you touch me
I feel there's nothing you can do to turn me away
And I know that
In the past you've had bad luck so I should help you stay
You're all I ever wanted
You're all I ever needed, it's you
You're all I've ever wanted
And loving you's the right thing to do
And I'll see it through
When I close my eyes
And think of you it takes me places that I've never seen
And the rain, it blows
You're brushing up against my skin to wash me clean
You're all I ever wanted
You're all I ever needed - it's you
You're all I've ever wanted
And loving you's the right thing to do
And I'll see it through
I'll show you the love in my head
I'll show you the love that we had
I'll show you the love in my head
I'll show you the love that we had
You're all I ever wanted
You're all I've ever needed, it's you
You're all I've ever wanted
And loving you's the right thing to do
You're all I ever wanted
You're all I've ever needed, it's you
You're all I've ever wanted
And loving you's the right thing to do
And I'll see it through
Friday, November 10, 2006
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Worth buying?
I am going into a local motorcycle shop in the next couple of weeks to see if they'd be interested in showing my work for sale on their walls. Fingers crossed cos that would be my first attempt at showing or selling my work and by extension myself. The second pic has noise added which may not show up at this size but trust me, it enhances it.
So what do you think? Are they worth paying for?
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Memories and meaning
My choice of relationships has sucked up til now but the memories can be pretty damn good.
Monday, November 06, 2006
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Friday, October 20, 2006
Flower pano
Monday, October 16, 2006
Praise
bb,
I checked out your blog and website. As far as skill as a photographer goes, you're already there, honey. Your photographs are as good as any I've seen by big-name celebrites. Your passion for photography shines through in every single picture. This is definitely something that you were meant to do. Don't ever stop. In time, you name will be known world wide.